sixtafoua:

I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated

is this okay to wear to school/do i look like a whale (because i feel like one)

If I hadn’t just taken 6 pills and have work in the morning I’d be topping off the butterschnapps senior got me for my birthday

maliciousmelons:

*trips over my low self esteem*

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. Staring at this thinking “it looks like a penis” then I realized that’s the joke
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

Staring at this thinking “it looks like a penis” then I realized that’s the joke

(Source: ijessicalanglois)

carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

(Source: joycemannerism)

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

(Source: harryedward)

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

Four hours ago I felt like a sexy tigress ready to strike. Now I’m in bed eating vanilla wafers feeling like a fool, as usual.

maybe i am just asking too much