batmansymbol:

me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thisisnthalloween)

LUIGIANA

voljins:

image

(Source: r18daddy)

shittyinternethole:

you are just mad because you are angry

(Source: menwomenandchainsaws-hoooooo)

superfxckboy:

protokol:

is this still relevant

Always relevant

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

things white ppl say in movies

girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago
thackarybynx:

shes bein a cheeseburger

thackarybynx:

shes bein a cheeseburger

afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

handjob:

white people are out of control

stop them

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

engarde-fuck-boy:

kill-of-la-hill:

2014 confirmed for year of massive redesigns.

NOT MY CHRISTIAN VEGETABLES

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me