me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously
cool college guy recipe:
- hot dog on pizza
what you will need:
- preheat oven
- hotdog on pizza
- pizza in oven
- microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
- 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza
person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
things white ppl say in movies
I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values
have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me