okay i have to be hella cute for dominiks party and also i need to be drunk

(Source: z-umi)

vanillahazelslut:

why am i torturing myself by looking at cute flats on airbnb

you could just come here v v inexpensive

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

y2kv2:

if your BAC is over 0.6% you die

holy-sharkfarts-batman:

Lesbian, or Alcoholic; you’ll never know…

holy-sharkfarts-batman:

Lesbian, or Alcoholic; you’ll never know…

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

lovechildsamee:

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

Lmaoooo

lovechildsamee:

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

Lmaoooo

(Source: fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces)

holy-sharkfarts-batman:

I’m just a self-loathing bitch.

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

image

in real life:

image

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

(Source: moonhoe)

Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

Source: Jean-Paul Sartre (via celestas)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

paradisaic:

i just told my mom that the “I smell like beef” sign i made in Lowe’s earlier got 1000 notes and she said, “that website is stupid”

paradisaic:

i just told my mom that the “I smell like beef” sign i made in Lowe’s earlier got 1000 notes and she said, “that website is stupid”

i-am-the-blackbird:

Honestly all I’ve done this summer is sleep in until 2pm each day, skype friends until 2 am, play MInecraft and not touched my art programs at all. Tbh I’m a piece of shit and I am so disappointed in myself lol oh well at least I got a job? Idk man. I’m gonna be one hellauva adult ya kno? And by that I mean a huge lazy piece of poop.

Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell