I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
is this okay to wear to school/do i look like a whale (because i feel like one)
If I hadn’t just taken 6 pills and have work in the morning I’d be topping off the butterschnapps senior got me for my birthday
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
Staring at this thinking “it looks like a penis” then I realized that’s the joke
ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
Four hours ago I felt like a sexy tigress ready to strike. Now I’m in bed eating vanilla wafers feeling like a fool, as usual.
maybe i am just asking too much