FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

rollinsblonde:

taejungfuture:

Chanel MakeUp Applicator, featured in (1997) The Fifth Element.

I wish.

but jennifer lawrence’s nudes are great why is everyone mad

dennys:

spaceagebullshit:

This is the Denny ‘s headquarters here in Spartanburg, SC. I have a theory that Denny ‘s Tumblr page is ran by some ex IT guy in one of the offices here. He got booted from IT because he tried to hack into IHOP and Waffle House.
His demotion has caused him to go insane and now he sits in an office, all alone, making nonsensical posts on tumblr. If you stare up at the building at anytime between 9 pm and 12 midnight on the 3rd Wednesday on an odd numbered month you may see the office window open and a dim flicker of what appears to be a computer screen scrolling down a Tumblr dashboard.

interesting theory…..

dennys:

spaceagebullshit:

This is the Denny ‘s headquarters here in Spartanburg, SC. I have a theory that Denny ‘s Tumblr page is ran by some ex IT guy in one of the offices here. He got booted from IT because he tried to hack into IHOP and Waffle House.

His demotion has caused him to go insane and now he sits in an office, all alone, making nonsensical posts on tumblr. If you stare up at the building at anytime between 9 pm and 12 midnight on the 3rd Wednesday on an odd numbered month you may see the office window open and a dim flicker of what appears to be a computer screen scrolling down a Tumblr dashboard.

interesting theory…..

krudman:

Ignore the terrifying thumbnail. Please watch this.

JOHNSONT

damoncywong:

The Walking TED-dy Burger- made with 100% real zomBEEF.  WARNING: It will bite back

Animation Re-Animation

"Bob’s Burger’s" fall premiere Oct 5th and "The Walking Dead" premiere Oct 12th…  So of course I had to do another mashup.  This time Gene as Glenn; Teddy as Well Walker; Bob as Rick; Linda as Lori; Louise as Daryl; Mr. Fischoeder as The Governor; etc.  

Yes… those are cheese burgers coming out of Teddy.

And there were a couple comments where Tina is in all of this, so here’s my first BB TWD drawing I did more than a year ago:

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

Source: (via cdeathhh)

you provide the goods, i provide the place, entertainment, and goldfish crackers

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives)

i would srsly love a bowl rn